illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via spork)

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

(via lamelohan)

clrama:

ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ             ʷʰʸ

       ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ       ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ

   ʷʰʸ         jeans with fake pockets   ʷʰʸ

         ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ

(via lamelohan)

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

(Source: actuallybadcop, via trust)

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

(via grilledcheezed)